I agree with his whole
“sea turtle > human”
part though.
Clearly that guy didn’t do his research!
All sea turtle species are considered endangered, so it makes sense that they’re a protected species. Aaaand last I checked, we humans aren’t an endangered species in the least.
Therefore sea turtle eggs being federally protected but not human fetuses makes perfect sense.
I would have mentioned that fact, but it honestly doesn’t matter because sea turtles are just better than humans in so many ways. even if it were the other way around, I would support the sea turtles’ federal protection, too.
If sea turtles took over the world I would gladly welcome our new shelled overlords.
(Source: samuelrivera)
